వంశ పారంపర్యం
"వెంకయ్యగారూ... ఈ జబ్బు మీతో రాలేదు. వంశపారంపర్యంగా వచ్చింది. ఆపరేషన్ చేస్తే పోతుంది" చెప్పాడు డాక్టర్.
"అమ్మయ్య... బతికించారు. అయితే ఆ అపరేషనేదో మా తాతయ్యకు చెయ్యండి" చెప్పాడు వెంకయ్య.
"అమ్మయ్య... బతికించారు. అయితే ఆ అపరేషనేదో మా తాతయ్యకు చెయ్యండి" చెప్పాడు వెంకయ్య.
ఆడువారి మాటలకు అర్ధాలు వేరు కాదు... ఇక్కడ ఉన్నాయి!!!
ఇక్కడ ఒక తొమ్మిది పదాలు కనుక్కొబడ్డాయి, మిగతాయి యెవరైన చూసి చెప్పాలి. ఇంగ్లిష్ లోనె అయితె అర్ధం బాగుందని అలానె వుంచ వలసి వచ్చింది. (నిజం చెప్పాలంటె తెలుగు లొ క్రోడీకరిచడం నాకు రాలేదు. )
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine" (refer back to #1).
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do NOT Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'...).
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Get Lost!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' (For the woman's response refer to #5, 3 & 1).
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యెవరైన నొచ్ఛుకొని వుంటె క్షమించాలి. [ఇది కేవలం కల్పితం అయ్యివుండొచ్చొమొ!!!]ఇది నిజమా ??? - Is this true ???
Is this true ???
If any robber catches you and you are forced by the robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police so smartly by entering your Pin Number in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you. This information was recently a broadcast on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know of its existence.
Top 50 Things To Do To Stop Global Warming
Global Warming is a dramatically urgent and serious problem. We don't need to wait for governments to find a solution for this problem: each individual can bring an important help adopting a more responsible lifestyle: starting from little, everyday things. It's the only reasonable way to save our planet, before it is too late.Here is a list of 50 simple things that everyone can do in order to fight against and reduce the Global Warming phenomenon: some of these ideas are at no cost, some other require a little effort or investment but can help you save a lot of money, in the middle-long term!
1. Replace a regular incandescent light bulb with a compact fluorescent light bulb (cfl)CFLs use 60% less energy than a regular bulb. This simple switch will save about 300 pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
2. Install a programmable thermostatProgrammable thermostats will automatically lower the heat or air conditioning at night and raise them again in the morning. They can save you $100 a year on your energy bill.
3. Move your thermostat down 2° in winter and up 2° in summerAlmost half of the energy we use in our homes goes to heating and cooling. You could save about 2,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year with this simple adjustment.
4. Clean or replace filters on your furnace and air conditionerCleaning a dirty air filter can save 350 pounds of carbon dioxide a year.
5. Choose energy efficient appliances when making new purchasesLook for the Energy Star label on new appliances to choose the most energy efficient products available.
6. Do not leave appliances on standbyUse the "on/off" function on the machine itself. A TV set that's switched on for 3 hours a day (the average time Europeans spend watching TV) and in standby mode during the remaining 21 hours uses about 40% of its energy in standby mode.
7. Wrap your water heater in an insulation blanketYou’ll save 1,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year with this simple action. You can save another 550 pounds per year by setting the thermostat no higher than 50°C.
8. Move your fridge and freezerPlacing them next to the cooker or boiler consumes much more energy than if they were standing on their own. For example, if you put them in a hot cellar room where the room temperature is 30-35ºC, energy use is almost double and causes an extra 160kg of CO2 emissions for fridges per year and 320kg for freezers.
9. Defrost old fridges and freezers regularlyEven better is to replace them with newer models, which all have automatic defrost cycles and are generally up to two times more energy-efficient than their predecessors.
10. Don't let heat escape from your house over a long periodWhen airing your house, open the windows for only a few minutes. If you leave a small opening all day long, the energy needed to keep it warm inside during six cold months (10ºC or less outside temperature) would result in almost 1 ton of CO2 emissions.
11. Replace your old single-glazed windows with double-glazingThis requires a bit of upfront investment, but will halve the energy lost through windows and pay off in the long term. If you go for the best the market has to offer (wooden-framed double-glazed units with low-emission glass and filled with argon gas), you can even save more than 70% of the energy lost.
12. Get a home energy auditMany utilities offer free home energy audits to find where your home is poorly insulated or energy inefficient. You can save up to 30% off your energy bill and 1,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year. Energy Star can help you find an energy specialist.
13. Cover your pots while cookingDoing so can save a lot of the energy needed for preparing the dish. Even better are pressure cookers and steamers: they can save around 70%!
14. Use the washing machine or dishwasher only when they are fullIf you need to use it when it is half full, then use the half-load or economy setting. There is also no need to set the temperatures high. Nowadays detergents are so efficient that they get your clothes and dishes clean at low temperatures.
15. Take a shower instead of a bathA shower takes up to four times less energy than a bath. To maximise the energy saving, avoid power showers and use low-flow showerheads, which are cheap and provide the same comfort.
16. Use less hot waterIt takes a lot of energy to heat water. You can use less hot water by installing a low flow showerhead (350 pounds of carbon dioxide saved per year) and washing your clothes in cold or warm water (500 pounds saved per year) instead of hot.
17. Use a clothesline instead of a dryer whenever possibleYou can save 700 pounds of carbon dioxide when you air dry your clothes for 6 months out of the year.
18. Insulate and weatherize your homeProperly insulating your walls and ceilings can save 25% of your home heating bill and 2,000 pounds of carbon dioxide a year. Caulking and weather-stripping can save another 1,700 pounds per year. Energy Efficient has more information on how to better insulate your home.
19. Be sure you’re recycling at homeYou can save 2,400 pounds of carbon dioxide a year by recycling half of the waste your household generates.
20. Recycle your organic wasteAround 3% of the greenhouse gas emissions through the methane is released by decomposing bio-degradable waste. By recycling organic waste or composting it if you have a garden, you can help eliminate this problem! Just make sure that you compost it properly, so it decomposes with sufficient oxygen, otherwise your compost will cause methane emissions and smell foul.
21. Buy intelligentlyOne bottle of 1.5l requires less energy and produces less waste than three bottles of 0.5l. As well, buy recycled paper products: it takes less 70 to 90% less energy to make recycled paper and it prevents the loss of forests worldwide.
22. Choose products that come with little packaging and buy refills when you canYou will also cut down on waste production and energy use... another help against global warming.
23. Reuse your shopping bagWhen shopping, it saves energy and waste to use a reusable bag instead of accepting a disposable one in each shop. Waste not only discharges CO2 and methane into the atmosphere, it can also pollute the air, groundwater and soil.
24. Reduce wasteMost products we buy cause greenhouse gas emissions in one or another way, e.g. during production and distribution. By taking your lunch in a reusable lunch box instead of a disposable one, you save the energy needed to produce new lunch boxes.
25. Plant a treeA single tree will absorb one ton of carbon dioxide over its lifetime. Shade provided by trees can also reduce your air conditioning bill by 10 to 15%. The Arbor Day Foundation has information on planting and provides trees you can plant with membership.
26. Switch to green powerIn many areas, you can switch to energy generated by clean, renewable sources such as wind and solar. In some of these, you can even get refunds by government if you choose to switch to a clean energy producer, and you can also earn money by selling the energy you produce and don't use for yourself.
27. Buy locally grown and produced foodsThe average meal in the United States travels 1,200 miles from the farm to your plate. Buying locally will save fuel and keep money in your community.
28. Buy fresh foods instead of frozenFrozen food uses 10 times more energy to produce.
29. Seek out and support local farmers marketsThey reduce t
he amount of energy required to grow and transport the food to you by one fifth. Seek farmer’s markets in your area, and go for them.
30. Buy organic foods as much as possibleOrganic soils capture and store carbon dioxide at much higher levels than soils from conventional farms. If we grew all of our corn and soybeans organically, we’d remove 580 billion pounds of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere!
31. Eat less meatMethane is the second most significant greenhouse gas and cows are one of the greatest methane emitters. Their grassy diet and multiple stomachs cause them to produce methane, which they exhale with every breath.
32. Reduce the number of miles you drive by walking, biking, carpooling or taking mass transit wherever possibleAvoiding just 10 miles of driving every week would eliminate about 500 pounds of carbon dioxide emissions a year! Look for transit options in your area.
33. Start a carpool with your coworkers or classmatesSharing a ride with someone just 2 days a week will reduce your carbon dioxide emissions by 1,590 pounds a year. eRideShare.com runs a free service connecting north american commuters and travelers.
34. Don't leave an empty roof rack on your carThis can increase fuel consumption and CO2 emissions by up to 10% due to wind resistance and the extra weight - removing it is a better idea.
35. Keep your car tuned upRegular maintenance helps improve fuel efficiency and reduces emissions. When just 1% of car owners properly maintain their cars, nearly a billion pounds of carbon dioxide are kept out of the atmosphere.
36. Drive carefully and do not waste fuelYou can reduce CO2 emissions by readjusting your driving style. Choose proper gears, do not abuse the gas pedal, use the engine brake instead of the pedal brake when possible and turn off your engine when your vehicle is motionless for more than one minute. By readjusting your driving style you can save money on both fuel and car mantainance.
37. Check your tires weekly to make sure they’re properly inflatedProper tire inflation can improve gas mileage by more than 3%. Since every gallon of gasoline saved keeps 20 pounds of carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere, every increase in fuel efficiency makes a difference!
38. When it is time for a new car, choose a more fuel efficient vehicleYou can save 3,000 pounds of carbon dioxide every year if your new car gets only 3 miles per gallon more than your current one. You can get up to 60 miles per gallon with a hybrid! You can find information on fuel efficiency on FuelEconomy and on GreenCars websites.
39. Try car sharingNeed a car but don’t want to buy one? Community car sharing organizations provide access to a car and your membership fee covers gas, maintenance and insurance. Many companies – such as Flexcar - offer low emission or hybrid cars too! Also, see ZipCar.
40. Try telecommuting from homeTelecommuting can help you drastically reduce the number of miles you drive every week. For more information, check out the Telework Coalition.
41. Fly lessAir travel produces large amounts of emissions so reducing how much you fly by even one or two trips a year can reduce your emissions significantly. You can also offset your air travel carbon emissions by investingin renewable energy projects.
42. Encourage your school or business to reduce emissionsYou can extend your positive influence on global warming well beyond your home by actively encouraging other to take action.
43. Join the virtual marchThe Stop Global Warming Virtual March is a non-political effort to bring people concerned about global warming together in one place. Add your voice to the hundreds of thousands of other people urging action on this issue.
44. Encourage the switch to renewable energySuccessfully combating global warming requires a national transition to renewable energy sources such as solar, wind and biomass. These technologies are ready to be deployed more widely but there are regulatory barriers impeding them. U.S. citizens, take action to break down those barriers with Vote Solar.
45. Protect and conserve forest worldwideForests play a critial role in global warming: they store carbon. When forests are burned or cut down, their stored carbon is release into the atmosphere - deforestation now accounts for about 20% of carbon dioxide emissions each year. Conservation International has more information on saving forests from global warming.
46. Consider the impact of your investmentsIf you invest your money, you should consider the impact that your investments and savings will have on global warming. Check out SocialInvest and Ceres to can learn more about how to ensure your money is being invested in companies, products and projects that address issues related to climate change.
47. Make your city coolCities and states around the country have taken action to stop global warming by passing innovative transportation and energy saving legislation. If you're in the U.S., join the cool cities list.
48. Tell Congress to actThe McCain Lieberman Climate Stewardship and Innovation Act would set a firm limit on carbon dioxide emissions and then use free market incentives to lower costs, promote efficiency and spur innovation. Tell your representative to support it.
49. Make sure your voice is heard!Americans must have a stronger commitment from their government in order to stop global warming and implement solutions and such a commitment won’t come without a dramatic increase in citizen lobbying for new laws with teeth. Get the facts about U.S. politicians and candidates at Project Vote Smart and The League of Conservation Voters. Make sure your voice is heard by voting!
50. Share this list!Send this page via e-mail to your friends! Spread this list worldwide and help people doing their part: the more people you will manage to enlighten, the greater YOUR help to save the planet will be (but please take action on first person too)!
:: Original Source - http://globalwarming-facts.info/50-tips.html ::
I have to tell you the truth
An elderly gent was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and clearly, they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names.
The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!' :-)
ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం
గమనిక: ఏదో తింటూనో, తాగుతూనో ఇది చదవద్దు.
పెగ్-1: మందు విషయంలో మాత్రం మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.సాయంత్రం ఇంటికి వచ్చేసరికి, మా ఆవిడ వంట చేస్తుంటుంది.వంటింట్లోంచి వంటపాత్రల్ శబ్దం వినిపిస్తూంటూంది.మనం పిల్లిలా ఇంట్లో దూరతాం.చెక్క బీరువాలోంచి మందు బాటిల్ తీస్తాం.ఫొటోలో తాతగారు నవ్వుతూ చూస్తారు.ఈ చెవిలో సద్దు ఆ చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.
ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
ఎవరూ వాడని బాత్రూం అటకమీంచి గ్లాసందుకుంటాం.లటక్కన పెగ్గేసి చటుక్కున మూతి తుడుచుకుంటాం.గ్లాసు కడిగేసి అటకమీద పెట్టేస్తాం.అఫ్‌కోర్స్, బాటిల్ కూడా చెక్కబీరువాలో పెట్టేస్తాం.తాతగారు బోసినవ్వుతో చూస్తారు.వంటింట్లోకి తొంగిచూస్తాను.మా ఆవిడ చపాతీపిండి కలుపుతూటూంది.ఈ చెవిలో సద్దు ఆ చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
నేను: శర్మగారమ్మాయి పెళ్ళి సంగతేమైంది?
ఆవిడ: తిన్నగా ఉంటే కదా మంచి సంబంధాలు రావడానికి?
పెగ్-2: మనం మళ్ళీ ఇవతలకి వస్తాం.చెక్కబీరువా తలుపు చప్పుడు చేస్తుంది.మనం మాత్రం నిశ్శబ్దంగా బాటిల్ తీస్తాం.లటక్కన పెగ్గేసి చటుక్కున మూతి తుడుచుకుంటాం.ఈ చెవిలో సద్దు ఆ చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.
ఎందుకంటే.. మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
నేను: ఏమిటోయ్, మన శర్మ కూతురు అప్పుడే పెళ్ళీడుకొచ్చేసిందా?
ఆవిడ: ఇంకా పెళ్ళి వయసేంటి? అడ్డగాడిదలా ముఫ్పైయేళ్ళొస్తుంటే.
నేను: ఓ.. ఐసీ!
పెగ్-3 మనం మళ్ళా చెక్కబీరువాలోంచి చపాతీ పిండి తీస్తాం.చెక్కబీరువాలో బాత్రూం ప్రత్యక్ష్యం అవుతుంది.బాటిల్ తీసి అటకలో రెండౌన్సులు పోస్తాం.లటక్కన పెగ్గేసి చటుక్కున మూతి ముడుచుకుంటాం.తాతగారు పడీపడీ నవ్వుతూంటాడు.అటకని పిండిమీద పెట్టేసి తాతయ్యని కడీగేసి చెక్కబీరువాలో పెట్టేస్తాం.వంటింట్లోకి తోంగిచూస్తాం.మా ఆవిడ పొయ్యిమీద బాత్రూం పెడుతుంది.ఈ బాటిల్లో సద్దు ఆ బాటిల్లో పడనివ్వం.
ఎందుకంటే, మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
నేను: ఏంటే మా శర్మగార్ని గాడిదంటావా, తోలు ఒలిచేస్తాను.
ఆవిడ: ఊరికే గొడవ చెయ్యకుండా వెళ్ళి పడుకోండి.
పెగ్-4 మనం పిండిలోంచి బాటిల్ తీస్తాం.చెక్క బీరువాలో ఓ పెగ్గు కలుపుతాం.బాత్రూం కడిగేసి అటకమీద పెట్టేస్తాం.మా ఆవిడ ఫోటోలోంచి నవ్వుతూ చూస్తుంటే గాంధీ వంట చేస్తూంటాడు.ఈ శర్మ సంగతి ఆ శర్మగాడికి తెలియనివ్వం.ఎందుకంటే..
మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
నేను: ఇంతకీ శర్మగాడి పెళ్ళి ఆ గాడిదతో అయ్యిందా లేదా?
ఆవిడ: నెత్తిమీద బక్కెట్ నీళ్ళు పోసానంటే.. వెళ్ళండి బయటికి.
పెగ్-5 నేను మళ్ళీ కిచెన్‌లోకి వెళ్తాను.నిశ్శబ్దంగా అటకమీద కూర్చుంటాను.డ్రాయింగ్‌రూంలోంచి బాటిళ్ళ శబ్దం వినిపిస్తుంటుంది.నేను లోపలికి తొంగిచూస్తే మా ఆవిడ బాత్రూంలో మందేస్తుంటుంది.వెంటనే లటుక్కున మూతేసి చటుక్కున పెగ్గు తుడుచుకుంటాం.ఈ గాడిద చప్పుడు ఆ గాడిద చెవిలో పడనివ్వం.అఫ్‌కోర్స్, తాతయ్యెప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోడు.శర్మ వంట చెయ్యడం పూర్తయ్యేవరకూ మనం ఫోటోలో కూర్చుని మా ఆవిణ్ణి చూసి నవ్వుతుంటాం.ఎందుకంటే, మనం ఎప్పుడూ రిస్క్ తీసుకోం.
జల్సా నుంచి నాలుగు నవ్వులు
1. బడికి నాలుగు కి.మి దూరంగా, ప్రభుత్వాస్పత్రికి ఎనిమిది కి.మీ దూరంగా, దురదృష్టానికి దగ్గరగా బ్రతుకుతున్నారు
2. పంటను పురుగు ఆశించింది. పురుగుల మందు చల్లాడు, పని చెయ్యలేదు. పురుగుల మందు తను తాగాడు, ఈ సారి పని చేసింది.
3. ఆకలైనా తినకుండా ఉంటే అది ఉపవాసం, నిద్రొచ్చినా పడుకోకుండా ఉంటే అది జాగరణ, చంపే అవకాశం వచ్చినా వదిలేస్తే అది మానవత్వం
4. రవి పార్కులాంటోడు. ఒక వారం చూస్తే, మరి కొత్తగా చూడటానికేమీ ఉండదు. సంజయ్ అలా కాదు, జీవితంలో ప్రతి రోజూ ఏదో కొత్తదనం చూపిస్తాడు.
5. నేనూ ఈ మధ్యే మార్గదర్శిలో చేరాను, ఒక తుపాకీ కొన్నాను
horse phoned
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round theHead with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny onit that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the nameof the horse I bet on".
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on thehead with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.Wife replied. "Your horse phoned"
A Difficult Judgment
In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, whichwas right opposite to the Temple . The Temple & its congregationstarted a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions andprayed daily against his business.Work progressed.
However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it was burnt to the ground.The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that theTemple through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect actions or means.
In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to the bar shop's demise. As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:
"I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't."
Self Appraisal
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweepyour curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you willhave the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach , Florida."
Woman: No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job." Boy: "No thanks,
Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at thejob I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
This is what we call "Self Appraisal"
Nareepol
Picture showing below is amazing tree named "Nareepol" in Thai.
Naree means "girl/woman" and pol means "plant/tree" or "buah" in Malay.
It means women tree.
It is amazing what God create the World in many forms that amused humanbeings...
You can see the real tree at Petchaboon province about almost 500 kms away from Bangkok .
నీదు పాదసెవ చేయ
"నీదు పాదసెవ చేయ
శక్తి నాకు కలుగునంత,
నా ఇంటికి వచ్చిపోవు
సాధువులకు చాలీనంత
భిక్షన్నం సమకూర్చిన
అదే చాలు, నాకు దేవ"
భక్త కబీరు
వినాయక చవితి పత్రి
వినాయక చవితి పత్రి
వినాయక చవితి రోజు వినాయకుడికి అతి ఇష్టమైనది పత్రి పూజ. పత్రి అంటే వినాయకుడికి ఇష్టమైన ఆకులు. వాటి వివరాలు.
1. మాలతీ
2. నేల ములక / వాకుడు
3. మారేడు
4. గరికె
5. ఉమ్మెత్త
6. రేగు
7. ఉత్తరేణి
8. నేరేడు
9. మామిడి
10. గన్నేరు
11. అపరాజిత
12. దానిమ్మ
13. దేవ దారు
14. మరువము
15. నల్ల వావిలి
16. జాజి
17. అడవి మల్లె, సదీప
18. జమ్మి
19. రావి
20. మద్ది
21. జిల్లేదు
ఓం నారాయణ! ఆది నారాయణ!!
ఓం నారాయణ! ఆది నారాయణ!! భగవాన్ శ్రీ వెంకయ్య స్వామి
భగవాన్ శ్రీ వెంకయ్య స్వామి దివ్య సూక్తులు
1. ఆకలై కొంగు పట్టేవారికి అన్నం పెట్టాలయ్య!
2. ఆపదలో ఉన్నవారిని ఆదుకోవాలయ్య!
3. సూర్య చంద్రులు ఉన్నంతవరకు వెంకయ్య ఎండేదే గదయ్య!
4. అగ్ని గుండం కోటి లింగాల పూజా గదయ్య!
5. అన్ని జీవులలో వెంకయ్య ఉన్నాడని రాసుకోయ్య!
6. పావలా దొంగిలిస్తే పది రూపాయలు పోతుండ్లా అయ్యా!
7. ఆశకు పోతే అంతా పోతుండ్లా అయ్యా!
8. అందరినీ సమానంగా చూసుకుంటే భగవంతుడు కనిపిస్తుండ్లా అయ్యా!
9. వెయ్యి మందిలో ఉన్నా మన గొర్రెను కాలు పట్టి లాక్కురావచ్చయ్యో!
10. సంపూర్ణ విశ్వాసంతో ఇక్కడుకు వచ్చి ఏదనుకుంటే అది అయ్యేదేకదయ్యా!
11. వెంకయ్య పేరుమీద పిడికెడు మెతుకులు పెట్టిన వారికి, తెచ్చిన వారికి వాంద్ల కుటుంబాల బాగోగుల్నీ చూదలికదయ్య!
12. వాళ్ళుండే దాన్ని బట్టి కదయ్య మనముండేది!
13. నొప్పి ఎంత అనుభవిస్తే అంత మంచిది కదయ్య!
14. మనిషై పోతే మనిషిగా వస్తుండల్లయ్య!
15. ఒకళ్ళను పొమ్మనే కంటే మనమే పోతే బాగుండ్లాయ్య!
16. మైసూరు మహారాజు కనిపిస్తే మనాకేమోస్తుందీ, మనం చేసుకున్నదేకదయ్యా మనకు!
మంచి మాటలు
పని చెయ్యి, దేవుని నామం ఉచ్చరించు, సత్ గ్రంధాలు చదువు.
నిజాయితీగా బాబా కి తగిన బిడ్డగా నడుచుకో.
పూర్తిగా నమ్మినవారికి అన్ని బాబా నే చూసుకుంటారు.
The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam's Speech in Hyderabad
The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam's Speech in Hyderabad .
Why is the media here so negative?
Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation.
We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why?
We are the first in milk production.
We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.
We are the second largest producer of wheat.
We are the second largest producer of rice.
Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievementsbut our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters.
I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of aJewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary.
It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried amongother news.In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.
Why are we so NEGATIVE?
Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things?
We want foreign T. Vs, we want foreign shirts.
We want foreign technology.
Why this obsession with everything imported.
Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance?
I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India.
For her, you and I will have to build this developed India.
You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation.
Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours. YOU say that our government is inefficient.
YOU say that our laws are too old.
YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.
YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke,The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.
YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.
YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - YOURS. Give him a face - YOURS.
YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores.
YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are.
You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM.
YOU come back to theparking lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your status identity... In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU?
YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai. YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah.
YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, 'see to itthat my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else.'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop,'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.'
YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia andNew Zealand .Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston??? We are still talking of the same YOU.
YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India?Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay, Mr. Tinaikar, had a point to make. 'Rich people's dogs are walked on the streets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place,' he said. 'And then the same people turn around to criticize and blame the authorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect the officers to do? Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels?In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan . Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go tothe polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility. We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative.
We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity. This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's thewhole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system? What does a system consist of ? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and thegovernment. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with amajestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run toEngland. When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too.... I am echoing J. F. Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians.....
'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY'
Lets do what India needs from us.Forward this to each Indian for a change instead of sending some Jokes or non-sense junk mails.
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul Kalaam(PRESIDENT OF INDIA)
Its local Call
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. " O.K., thank you," said the American.
He then traveled to Pakistan, SriLanka, Russia, Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephonewith the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, son - it's a local call".
There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet
There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.
Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
1) He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2) He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3) He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4) He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him. 5) He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6) His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.
7) He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
8) He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.
9) Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
10) Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.
11) His advice to young people: Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself.
పెళ్లైన కొత్తలో - 1 ...
అది నా పెళ్ళైన కొత్తలో ... మా ఆవిడ కు వంట రాదు అన్న సంగతి నాకు తెలిసెటప్పడికి 1 నెల పట్టింది. సరే తాను నేర్చుకుని వండుతుండీలె అని ఎదురు చూస్తున్నాను.
2 నెలలకు వాళ్ళ ఇంటికి వెళ్ళి వచ్చింది.... అప్పుడు మొదలినది నా అసలు కష్టాలు.
రోజు వంట చేయడం మొదలు పెట్టింది. కూరలు ఏమిటి అనుకున్నారు ...
మొదటి రోజు : చప్పిడి పప్పు మరియు వూరగాయ
రెండో రోజు : తోటకూర పప్పు
మూడో రోజు : బంగాళదుంప పప్పు (ఇది మొదటి సారి తిన్నానులే)
నాల్గో రోజు : వెజిటబుల్ పప్పు ( టమోటా, కారెట్, పచ్చిమిరపకాయలు, సొరకాయ, వంకాయ + పప్పు)
అయిదో రోజు : పప్పులో ఇంకేదో ...
ఆరో రోజు : టమోటా పప్పు / శెనివారం కదా ఉపవాసం
ఏదో రోజు(ఆదివారం) : ఈరోజు సెలవే... ఆఫీస్ ఉండదు కదా అందుకని బయటకు వెళ్ళి తినడం ...
ఈ మెనూ 6 నెలలు రిపీట్ అయ్యింది ....
నేను చెయ్యడానికి నాకు అన్నం తప్ప మరేమీ వంట రాదు( అన్నం వండటాన్ని వంట అనరేమో)..
మొత్తం మీద ఏవో వంటల పుస్తకాలు చదివి నేను మా ఆవిడ, వంట చెయ్యడం మొదలు పెట్టాం. మొదట్లో బాధగా / విరక్తి గా / నీరసం గా / ఎలానో అనీపిచేడి తిన్తున్తె...తర్వాత చాలా బాగుంది అనుకొంది. మరి నాకో అలవాటు అయ్యిందో లేక నాకు వంట చెయ్యడం వచ్చిందో తెలీదు. నేను మా ఆవిడకు కూడా నేర్పాను అనుకోండీ.
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1 నెలలో వచ్చేసింది (పెళ్లి అయ్యిన తర్వాత)....
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2 నెలలకు వాళ్ళ ఇంటికి వెళ్ళి వచ్చింది.... అప్పుడు మొదలినది నా అసలు కష్టాలు.
రోజు వంట చేయడం మొదలు పెట్టింది. కూరలు ఏమిటి అనుకున్నారు ...
మొదటి రోజు : చప్పిడి పప్పు మరియు వూరగాయ
రెండో రోజు : తోటకూర పప్పు
మూడో రోజు : బంగాళదుంప పప్పు (ఇది మొదటి సారి తిన్నానులే)
నాల్గో రోజు : వెజిటబుల్ పప్పు ( టమోటా, కారెట్, పచ్చిమిరపకాయలు, సొరకాయ, వంకాయ + పప్పు)
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ఈ మెనూ 6 నెలలు రిపీట్ అయ్యింది ....
నేను చెయ్యడానికి నాకు అన్నం తప్ప మరేమీ వంట రాదు( అన్నం వండటాన్ని వంట అనరేమో)..
మొత్తం మీద ఏవో వంటల పుస్తకాలు చదివి నేను మా ఆవిడ, వంట చెయ్యడం మొదలు పెట్టాం. మొదట్లో బాధగా / విరక్తి గా / నీరసం గా / ఎలానో అనీపిచేడి తిన్తున్తె...తర్వాత చాలా బాగుంది అనుకొంది. మరి నాకో అలవాటు అయ్యిందో లేక నాకు వంట చెయ్యడం వచ్చిందో తెలీదు. నేను మా ఆవిడకు కూడా నేర్పాను అనుకోండీ.
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Telugu Cinema News : Megastar Mega Escape
when a miracle had occurred some 13 years ago. It was around 7.59 am on November 15, 1993, a flight crash-landed in agricultural fields near Balayyapalle Cheruvu in Kalvakunta village some six kilometers from Venkatagiri of Chittoor district. A popular comedian of the Telugu film industry and a hero from the same family came out along with their families. God had showered all his mercy on them. None were at least injured in the incident. The experienced pilot of the flight Captain Bhalla managed to crash-land the flight without any casualties or injuries to the persons inside the flight, of course, there was a little damage to the flight. They are none other than Allu Ramalingaiah and his wife Kanakaratnam, their son-in-law Mega Star Chiranjeevi , his wife Surekha Vani When the flight crash-landed Chiranjeevi's youngest daughter was in his lap. The entire family got frightened at the incident, but Chiranjeevi recouped earlier and pacified everyone in the family and went to the nearby village and spoke to the owner of a film theatre, who immediately recognized him. The theatre owner informed the Venkatagiri sub-collector about the incident who rushed to the spot with medical team. Later, the family left for Chennai by road in a special bus. That miraculous escape gave us the Telugu film industry a Mega Star who bagged the Padmabhushan besides Kalaprapoorna awards this year. Let us pray God that our Mega Star remain in good health and enact many more important roles, both in films and in his real life.
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