Scene 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.
Software Engineer 1 : What's that?
Software Engineer 2 : Bob's photographs from India .
Software Engineer 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
Software Engineer 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Himayatnagar, Hyderabad
Software Engineer 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
Software Engineer 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan…
Software Engineer 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K…..
Say it in dollars… (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
Software Engineer 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
Software Engineer 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US
Software Engineer 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
fly to India
Software Engineer 2: Ohhh…. When is the party?
Software Engineer 1: When I get it on hand.
Software Engineer 2: Where will you be working?
Software Engineer 1 : I'll be working in Amberpet
Software Engineer 2 : Oh! Amberpet. Great yaar. where it is…
Software Engineer 1 : It is in Hyd.
Software Engineer 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.
You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Bhongir…
He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
Software Engineer 2 : Who is the client yaar?
Software Engineer 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?
Software Engineer 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in
the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are
working in the cutting edge of technology there.
Software Engineer 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of
the GCU.
Software Engineer 2: GCU? what it means…?
Software Engineer 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
Software Engineer 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like
here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.
Software Engineer 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
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SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male Software Engineer. and Female Software Engineer.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study
will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSCB. We planned to
settle in Hyd itself… I'm also planning to work there. Let's see…
Male: Good luck… dont forget us & US…
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SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
Software Engineer 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A
great new field yaar…
All are excited…
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
Software Engineer 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
Software Engineer 1 : B.A in Histroy…ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!
Software Engineer 2 :Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.
Software Engineer 1 : Great. Enjoy.
Software Engineer 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees…!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars… with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here…!!!
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SCENE 5
A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets
a call from his Home ..
Father : What are you doing son ?
Software Engineer : Having breakfast ?
Father : what are you eating ?
Software Engineer: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and Chutney)
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